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VSL PLACEHOLDER
VSL PLACEHOLDER
Here’s How We Make Your Audience’s Face-eyes Hostage:
Here’s How We Make Your Audience’s Face-eyes Hostage:
Business Branding
Build a brand that bleeds personality, not another ecom clone.
I’ll help you bring out your uniqueness, your soul and transform it into a brand that stands out from all the crap out there.
Messaging
No more bland-ass comms. Let’s turn heads and grab wallets!
It’s not just having the researched product and updated socials, you NEED to understand to persuade and get the clicks.
Marketing Strategy
Sales funnels, offer building, upsells, downsells, and beyond.
I’ll strategise everything and make sure your audience shows you love with their wallet.
Promo Setup
I write, direct, and edit to make sure nothing misses a beat!
I’ll be the one that writes the copy and edits the text, guides designers and video creators, and reviews their performance.
All Done Through My Unique B.A.D.A.S.S Method
All Done Through My Unique B.A.D.A.S.S Method
Bold Brand
Bold Brand
Where you become impossible to ignore.
Authentic Messaging
Authentic Messaging
Where your message goes above & beyond... miles away from the basic channels your competitors use.
Deep Market Research
Deep Market Research
Where you discover what your customers truly want… and learn how to speak their language.
Audience activation
Audience activation
Grab everything we built in B.A.D., put the creative into strategy, and turn cold strangers into interested prospects.
Sniper-like, Sales-focused systems
Sniper-like, Sales-focused systems
Build the funnels, offers, email sequences and retention systems that turn first-time buyers into lifelong customers. Pick your targets with precision, introduce them to your brand, earn their trust and wallet... and never let them go.
This is NOT for everyone, though…
This is NOT for everyone, though…
It’s not about DARING to be Badass, it’s about NEEDING it. This is for:
It’s not about DARING to be Badass, it’s about NEEDING it. This is for:
New Ecomm Stores Who NEED Branding
New Ecomm Stores Who NEED Branding
If you have a new e-comm business, you need to differentiate yourself like you need water in the desert. That’s what makes ecomm businesses legendary, an early brand adoption.
Established Businesses Looking for a Rebrand
Established Businesses Looking for a Rebrand
Brand isn’t set in stone, it needs facelifts, modernisation, honestly, badassery. Your competitors aren’t sitting on their thumbs, so you shouldn’t be either.
Businesses Testing New Brand Angles
Businesses Testing New Brand Angles
Perfect if you have a dead list that you wanna try something new or run a separate ads strategy to test new products.
Now, here are the businesses who WON’T benefit:
Now, here are the businesses who WON’T benefit:
Businesses who wanna “PLAY IT SAFE”: Look, I respect your choices, but if what you want is a “PC, corporate safe” brand, I really can’t help you. My expertise is creating angles & ideas like a madman.
Established businesses COMFORTABLE with their performance: If you like what you see, then I’ll really push back on your rebranding wishes. I’ll be blunt, rebranding has risks and sometimes, they’re really not worth it.
Businesses OUTSIDE the E-COMMERCE industry: E-commerce is my area of expertise. It’s what I love, and it’s where an irreverent, gut-punching product message thrives. If you’re in any other industry outside e-commerce, I can’t help you.
Businesses Looking For a Designer, Account Manager, Data Analyst: I don’t babysit CRMs, ESPs, Ad accounts, etc. I direct but don’t design myself. I review performance, not data. My USP is unhinged creativity, not analysis or management.
Still Here? My Favourite Kinda Crazy!
Still Here? My Favourite Kinda Crazy!
But First, You Gotta Check Out What I Can Do...
But First, You Gotta Check Out What I Can Do...
Only THEN you can decide if my skills are what you NEED:
Full Consulting Projects:
Creative Strategy:
With 5+ years of marketing-related experience, I discovered a CRUCIAL truth:
And became a self-proclaimed ANTI ESTABLISHMENT MARKETING REBEL.
I spent years stuck in a soul-sucking office, running forgettable ads, playing it safe...
all the while performance was mediocre at best and my reward was anxiety and a pissed off boss.
Until something flipped when I helped my girlfriend launch her own ecom store.
I discovered that most of ecom branding is bland and spineless. Perfect for those lazy marketing agencies I worked for.
That’s why I created my B.A.D.A.S.S. method:
Bold brand. Authentic messaging. Deep, Disciplined market research...
and Sniper-like Sales oriented Strategies.
This method isn’t just to help you sell more… but to bulletproof your business, your brand, your strategy, and YOU!
Want a glimpse of the B.A.D.A.S.S. method in your business? Click that little button on the right! 👉
Creativity AI can NEVER reproduce!
Creativity AI can NEVER reproduce!
AI’s a great tool, don’t get me wrong, but it might actually do you more harm than good right now:
AI’s a great tool, don’t get me wrong, but it might actually do you more harm than good right now:
First things first: I use AI… like… a lot!
I’m a one-man-show, and there’s only so much I can stretch. Coming up with a brand, message, strategy and writing takes a lot of effort.
But there’s a difference between an expert using AI and having AI regurgitating the crap your competitors use.
It’s like having all the best musicians under one roof and paying a drunken hobo to be the maestro… that symphony’s gonna be poop.
I don’t like playing it safe. I don’t make AI play it safe either. That’s why I can make promises like these:
🔥 Unearth your buried brand: I’ll help you unearth your hidden brand & messaging, plus get it so damn on-point you’ll actually be saving your audience from brainrot.
🔥 You need them followers, cult leader! Businesses have customers, brands have followers. Yup, that’s what we're gonna work towards… just without any Jim Jones 💩.
🔥 Design mad scientist funnel strategies: I don’t press buttons — I invent angles so wild your competitors will cry into their lifeless Google Sheets.
🔥 Create promos that are conversion’s wet dream: The voices in my head don’t shut up. Lucky for you, they whisper killer copy angles, unique offer ideas, creative strategy hooks, campaign concepts and more... your competitors won't ever see them coming.
🔥 Own your sassiness: I’ll help you inject so much real, authentic personality into your messaging (with 0 cringe) and grow your brand faster than a gym rat eating steroids.
🔥 Map the battlefield: I’m not the tech guy, but I don’t run blind… just naked. I’ll help you break down what’s working, what’s tanking, and create a plan to grab that gold!
🔥 Roll out your brand voice EVERYWHERE: Store site, ads, emails, even your personal badass creator brand — we’ll be making sure your voice hits like a WWE steel chair.
🔥 Money on the table?!? Don’t even…: Awww Yeahhh! Lifetime value, baby! Upsells, downsells, cross-sells, new promos & angles, I’ll help you extract every drop of profit!
🔥 Don’t you even THINK about stopping! Once I’m inside your business, get ready to be shelled with my ideas — new products, angles, whatever… you’re not getting rid of me!
You’re All The Way Down And Didn’t Click Yet? I’m Starting to Take it Personally!
You’re All The Way Down And Didn’t Click Yet? I’m Starting to Take it Personally!
Just Pick The Date & Hour That Suits You Best!
Just Pick The Date & Hour That Suits You Best!
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